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A Few of the Things I’ve Learned from the Internet

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October 23, 2014 by Renee

I’ve been bouncing around cyberspace for a while now, and I think I’ve finally grasped the concept. Well, almost. Most of the time, I think the Internet is fantastic. I love it. I’d never trade it for anything. I mean, Netflix has CHANGED MY FUCKING LIFE!

Wait… this isn’t about Netflix. Sorry. I want to share with you all, with the help of memes (which I absolutely LOVE), a few of the things I know for sure, thanks to the internet. Ready? Let’s go.

There are 1,885,582 sides to every story, but don’t worry, we can find them all on social media.

story

Narcissism is okay, as long as you have an Instagram account to store the bazillion pieces of your ginormous ego.

selfies

Everyone is good… and right… and just… and clever… you get the idea.

expert

You won’t believe what happens next…

you wont believe

Candy Crush is the portal to the ninth circle of Hell.

candy crush

GIFs make everything funny.

gif2

gif3

gif1

gif3

Sleep is for pussies.

sleep

If you use a word that isn’t a word enough, it becomes real.

made up words

You can find anything online. ANYTHING.

anything online 1 anything online 2 anything online 4 anything online bacon

Password is not a good password. Actually, no password is hacker-proof. Just ask any suspicious girlfriend.

password

You’re supposed to drink Fireball whiskey on Friday, because… they both start with F?

fireball1

Thursdays are a celebration of old, shitty pictures. Take a picture of said picture with your phone, and then post it everywhere. People love that shit.

throwback thursday 2

Snapshots of food are cool.

food pic

Hashtags… nobody truly knows how to use them.

hashtag

No matter where you go, or what you do, just keep calm.

keep calm

Because… YOLO, right?

yolo

*Giggles*

Google Translate is a lying motherfucker.

google tranlate

Cats really are gods.

cats

Nobody gives a shit about spelling and grammar. But I’ve drawn my line in the sand.

spelling

Everybody wants to be offended, so they can go on and on and on and on about it.

offended

But smiley faces make everything okay.

smileys

Ain’t no wagon like a bandwagon. And the Internet is the mother of all bandwagons.

bandwagon

If you can’t say it in 140 characters, skip a few words, fuck punctuation, and eliminate all vowels. There. Done.

However, if you…

twitter

Then you should feel awesome, because you fucking rock!

twitter 2

Pissed off the Internet? Well, don’t worry. You can create a whole different persona, because on the Internet, you can be anyone you want with the right avatar.

fake profile

And because no one is who they claim to be online, it’s okay to ask strangers for money. Sure beats working for it, am I right?

kickstarter

Finally, the Internet has shown me that I am an asshole, because I’m usually like,

asshole

But that’s okay.

gif 4

And all that matters is me.

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3 thoughts on “A Few of the Things I’ve Learned from the Internet

  1. I think I just sent a previous comment of mine into your spam folder.
    Aaaanyway. Love the memes! 😀

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