Last week I tripped over mats at work. Fell on my face. Pinched a nerve in my back. Now I hobble like an old lady and pop painkillers like they’re fucking candy.

I hear you. You’re wondering how I managed to injure myself with a mat. Well… You see, I am:

So the point of telling you this, (aside from my attention whore tendency to need lots of sympathy) is I’ve had a few hours where I did nothing but fuck around on the Internet, and when you do that while mildly high, you get ideas.

I know, you’re totally enthralled right now. I can tell.

I’ve just finished pre-writing twelve—TWELVE—blog posts in preparation for a promotional/celebratory event I stupidly thought would be a fantastic idea. Jesus, how do all you organized people do this regularly? I want to toss my computer and get drunk.

Sigh.

Why am I abusing myself so? For you. And sort of for me. Because we all know it’s always at least a little about me.

 

Yes, I do love me some Dean Winchester. Let’s focus. For twelve days, from December 8^th to 20^th I’ll be giving away book goodies here on The Edge. I’m doing this because Christmas, but also to celebrate the launch of Sex, Transvestites, Angels and Assholes, the pre-launch of Muse (coming soon), and because I won the NaNoWriMo in nine days (Never a-fucking-gain).

But Renee, you’re saying, December 8^th to 20^th has 13 days. How is that… you suck at math.

I don’t suck at math, jerks. You see, from the 8^th through 19^th, I’ll be giving away books on this blog. Every day it’ll be something new and wonderful. On the 20^th, we’ll be gathering on the Facebook (should you feel so inclined) and there will be a party-like thing happening, where I’ll be giving away MORE books. Why? Because I loves the Facebook parties.

I should add, these parties are usually adult, because no one behaves themselves, and there are a lot of sexual innuendos and profanity. So, there. Warning given.

Anyway, if you’re into winning things, then stay tuned. The first giveaway starts the morning of December 8^th. I’ll be announcing the previous day’s winner in the following day’s post.  (For anyone who is confused: For example, on December 9^th, I’ll announce December 8^th’s winner. On the 10^th, I’ll announce the 9^th’s winner, and so on.)

Now, I’ve promised the children some Christmas tree decorating, so I guess I better do that.