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“You’re a dick.”
“You like dicks?” Nate leaned back on the barstool, eyeing the blonde he’d been trying to pick up all night.
“I’d like to be left alone,” she said.
“Then go on.” Nate waved at the half-full bar. “Be alone.”
She scowled. “I’m not leaving.”
He took a long swig of his beer. “Why are you playing hard to get?”
“I’m not playing.”
Nate chuckled. “I apologize, my lady. I’ve been a twat. An asshole even. Let me buy you a drink. Make amends.”
“How am I going to get in your pants if you don’t let me get you drunk?”
Her reply was drowned out by a deafening roar. Dust fell from the ceiling and the bar top cracked in half. Bottles and glasses slid to the floor.
“What the fuck?” He heard a loud moan, and then a whooshing sound a few…
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